Do you want to have a spooky and fun Halloween? Looking for some great jokes and riddles to share with your friends, family, or trick-or-treaters this Halloween? Check out our list of 100+ of the best Halloween Riddles and Jokes for Kids!
100+ Halloween Riddles and Jokes for Kids
Have you ever wanted to scare your friends with a spooky joke or riddle? If so, this is the perfect post for you! The 100+ Halloween Riddles and Jokes for Kids will give you hours of enjoyment. These Halloween Jokes are perfect for kids and fall right in line with Dad Joke level.
How to Use These Jokes
There are many ways kids can enjoy these Halloween Jokes. The best way is to keep them in mind while traveling, trick-or-treating, visiting neighbors, or even before bedtime! This list of 100+ Halloween Riddles and Jokes for Kids will give your kids hours of excitement this Halloween season.
You can print the jokes out and share them with teachers or add them to Halloween treat bags.
Halloween Jokes About Skeletons
Why don’t skeletons watch horror movies?
Answer: Because they don’t have the guts.
Why don’t skeletons like parties?
Answer: Because they have nobody to dance with.
Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
Answer: Because they have no organs.
What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
Answer: The trombone.
Why do skeletons always have a bad cold?
Answer: Because they are chilled to the bones.
Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?
Answer: He had nobody to dance with.
What did the skeleton buy at the grocery store?
Answer: Spare ribs.
What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
Answer: A glass of coke and a mop.
Vampires Jokes For Halloween
Why didn’t the vampire have any friends?
Answer: Because he was a pain in the neck!
How are vampires like false teeth?
Answer: They both come out at night.
How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?
Answer: He turns into a bat every night.
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
Answer: All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Why did the vampire eat a light bulb?
Answer: He wanted a light snack.
What happens to a vampire in the snow?
Two vampires ran a race and crossed the finish line at almost the same time. How did the race end?
Answer: Neck and neck
Where does Dracula keep his money?
Answer: In a blood bank.
What is a vampire’s favorite dog?
Answer: A bloodhound.
Why do vampires always seem sick?
Answer: They’re always coffin.
What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue?
Answer: “Let’s stop in for a cool one.”
What kind of boat does a vampire travel in?
Answer: A blood vessel.
Halloween Riddles & Jokes About Witches
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Answer: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?
Answer: They’re afraid of flying off the handle.
Why did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat?
Answer: Because there wasn’t any point to it!
What was the witch’s favorite subject in school?
What do you call a nervous witch?
Answer: A twitch.
When a witch lands, where does she park?
Answer: In a broom closet.
What do witches call for in a hotel room?
Answer: Broom service.
What do you call a witch at the beach?
Answer: A sand-witch.
What’s the problem with twin witches?
Answer: You never know which witch is which!
How does a witch style her hair?
Answer: With scare-spray.
What do you call two witches who live together?
How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Just one and she’ll change it into a toad.
Why was the Witch’s broom late?
Answer: It over-swept.
Halloween Jokes and Riddles About Zombies
Why didn’t the zombie go trick or treating?
Answer: He felt rotten.
What’s a zombie’s favorite cereal?
Answer: Rice Creepies.
Where does the zombie live?
Answer: On a dead-end street.
What goes “Ha, ha, ha, THUD?”
Answer: A zombie laughing his head off
When do werewolves go trick or treating?
Where do werewolves store their junk?
Answer: A were-house.
What do you get when you cross Tinkerbell with a werewolf?
Answer: A hairy fairy.
What did the werewolf eat after his teeth cleaning?
Answer: The dentist.
What animal dresses up and howls?
Answer: A wear-wolf.
Halloween Jokes about Jack O Lanterns & Pumpkins
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Answer: Pumpkin pi!
Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?
Answer: They have no hands to knock on the door.
How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
Answer: You use a pumpkin patch.
What do you call a chunky pumpkin?
Answer: A plumpkin.
Why do pumpkins do so badly in school?
Answer: Because they had all their brains scooped out.
What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?
Answer: “You look a little sick.”
What Jack has a head but no body?
Answer: A jack-o-lantern
I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween, I bring a jack-o-lantern life. What am I?
Answer: A candle
What do you call an athletic pumpkin?
Answer: A jock o’ lantern.
What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?
Answer: Your teeth.
Ghosts Jokes for Halloween
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Answer: A hobblin’ goblin.
What room do ghosts avoid?
Answer: The living room.
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What does a ghost do to stay safe in a car?
Answer: Puts on his sheet belt.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver?
Answer: He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well?
Answer: Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What do ghosts wear when their eyesight is blurry?
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
Answer: “Watch the board and I’ll go through it again.”
What does a ghost keep in his stable?
Why was the ghost crying?
Answer: He wanted his mummy.
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Answer: I scream.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Where do ghosts go on holidays?
Answer: The Boo-Hamas.
Why are some ghosts so happy?
Answer: Every shroud has a silver lining.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house?
Answer: Hope that it’s Halloween!
Why are ghosts, such bad liars?
Answer: You can see right through them.
How do ghosts search the web?
Answer: They use “Ghoul-gle.”
What is a ghost’s least favorite candy?
Answer: Life Savers.
What room in a ghost’s house is most unnecessary?
Answer: The living room.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
Answer: He is mist.
Why were the little ghosts so successful in Little League?
Answer: They had team spirit.
Where do ghosts like to go swimming?
Answer: Lake Erie.
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Answer: Peanut Boo-ter Pie
What was the ghost’s favorite band?
Answer: The Grateful Dead.
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Answer: Lake Erie.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What happens when a ghost haunts a theater?
Answer: The actors get stage fright.
You’re in a room and there is a ghost in the room, but you’re the only one in the room. How is this possible?
Answer: You’re the ghost.
What types of roads do ghosts like to drive on?
Answer: Dead ends
Halloween Jokes About Mummies
Why don’t mummies take vacations?
Answer: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
Why don’t mummies have time for fun?
Answer: They are too wrapped up in their work.
What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Why do mummies make excellent spies?
Answer: They’re good at keeping things under wraps.
What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
And More Halloween Riddles and Jokes
How did the bat learn to fly?
Answer: He took batting lessons.
When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
Answer: When you’re a mouse!
Why are graveyards noisy?
Answer: Because of all the coffin!
What do you do when a monster sits in front of you at the cinema?
Answer: Miss the movie.
What’s scarier than a monster?
Answer: A monster.
What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
Answer: A toasty ghosty.
How do you spell candy with two letters?
Answer: C and Y (C-and-Y)
The person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?
Answer: A coffin
A zombie, a mummy, and a ghost bought a house. It has all of the usual rooms except for one. What room won’t you find?
Answer: A living room
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Answer: He was outstanding in his field.
Why are cemeteries so popular?
Answer: Everyone’s dying to get in.
Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
Answer: Because there are so many plots there!
Why are spiders, great web developers?
Answer: They like finding bugs.
What do birds say on Halloween?
Answer: Trick or tweet.
What kind of monster likes to dance?
Answer: The boogeyman.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
Answer: He was trying to get ahead in life.
What goes “ha-ha-ha-ha-ha” right before a gigantic sounding crash and then keeps laughing?
Answer: A monster laughing its head off!
Knock Knock Jokes for Halloween
Eddie body get dressed, it’s time to go Trick-or-Treating!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for Halloween!
Ben waiting to go out trick or treating all day!
Ghost stand over there and I’ll bring you some candy!
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
Bee-ware, all the ghosts are out on Halloween!
Don’t cry! It’s only Halloween!
Voodoo you think you are?
Diane to eat my Halloween candy!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a zombie!
Ivan to suck your blood!
Witches the way to the haunted cemetery?