Do you or your children need a good laugh during Turkey month? These tons of hilarious jokes will have you guys clucking all the way to Christmas. These jokes are so funny that you will just have to share them with your friends and family on Thanksgiving day!
Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids
Have you ever needed a good laugh to share with your loved ones? These adorable and funny Turkey Jokes will keep you entertained and giggling for hours. These jokes are perfect for kids and are just the best fit for Thanksgiving.
How to use these jokes:
There are tons of ways for kids to enjoy these Turkey Jokes. Maybe you are traveling during the holidays, visiting loved ones, or even needing a laugh throughout the day. This list of Thanksgiving jokes will keep your kids entertained and laughing as long as they need it!
Don’t hesitate to share these jokes with others! You can print out these jokes and show them to teachers to get their students laughing or even put them in treat bags to give out on Thanksgiving to your family to get them to laugh out loud at these Dad joke level and silly Turkey Jokes. You can get a printable version of some of these Thanksgiving Jokes by going to my Etsy shop.
Halloween might have passed, but the jokes remain hilarious, so be sure to check out these Halloween Jokes for Kids. and Christmas Jokes for Kids
Funny Turkey Jokes
“What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?”
Answer: “Quack, Quack!”
“Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?”
Answer: “He sensed fowl play.”
“What key has legs and can’t open a door?”
Answer: “A turkey.”
“Why did they let the turkey join the band?”
Answer: “Because he had his own drumsticks.”
“What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?”
Answer: “He got the stuffing knocked out of him!”
“Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner?”
Answer: “Because he will gobble it up.”
“If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?”
Answer: “A goblet.”
“What do you call a running turkey?”
Answer: “Fast food.”
“What’s blue and covered in feathers?”
Answer: “A turkey holding its breath.”
“What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?”
Answer: “All about that baste.”
“Why did the turkey cross the road?”
Answer: “He wanted people to think he was a chicken.”
“Why was the turkey put in jail?”
Answer: “The police suspected fowl play.”
“How come the turkey didn’t eat dinner?”
Answer: “He was already stuffed.”
“What did the turkey say to the computer?”
Answer: “Google, google.”
“What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?”
Answer: “A poultry-geist.”
“What kind of weather does a turkey like?”
Answer: “Fowl weather.”
“What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?”
Answer: “Squash casserole.”
“What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?”
Answer: “The casse-role.”
“What’s Frankenstein’s favorite Thanksgiving dish?”
Answer: “Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.”
“What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?”
Answer: “Peach gobbler!”
“Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?”
Answer: “It had 24 carrots.”
“What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?”
Answer: “If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”
“Why did the cranberries turn red?”
Answer: “Because they saw the turkey dressing.”
“My grandma made mashed potatoes from a box. That’s it. That’s the joke.”
“What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?”
Answer: “A har-vest.”
“Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?”
Answer: “There was no thyme!”
“Which holiday is Dracula’s favorite?”
Answer: “Fangs-giving.”
“What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?”
Answer: “The turkey trot.”
“What instrument does a turkey play?”
Answer: “The drumsticks!”
“What kind of key can’t open doors?”
Answer: “A tur-key.”
“What kind of noise does a limping turkey make?”
Answer: “Wobble, wobble.”
“What has feathers and webbed feet?”
Answer: “A turkey wearing scuba gear.“
“What kind of potatoes goes oui-oui-buzz-buzz?”
Answer: “French flies.“
“What kind of vegetable would you like on thanksgiving?”
Answer: “Beets me!“
“Why can’t you take a turkey to church?”
Answer: “Because they use such FOWL language.“
“What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?”
Answer: “Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.“
“How can you make a turkey float?”
Answer: “You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.“
“Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?”
Answer: “The turkey because he’s already stuffed!“
“Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?”
Answer: “The outside.“
“How do you keep a turkey in suspense?”
Answer: “I’ll let you know next week.“
“What did the turkey say before it was roasted?”
Answer: “Boy! I’m stuffed!“
“Where did the first corn come from?”
Answer: “The stalk brought it.“
“How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?”
Answer: “It hugged the shore.“
“Why did the turkey cross the road?”
Answer: “It was the chicken’s day off.“
“If they took Thanksgiving Day off the calendar, what would you have?”
Answer: “One week with only six days in it.“
“How many turkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?”
Answer: “Four. One to hold the ladder, one to grab the light fixture, one to screw in the bulb, and one to remind them that they do not have fingers.“
“What type of glass does a turkey drink from?”
Answer: “A gobblet.“
“How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving?”
Answer: “She took the gravy train.“
“What did the turkey say to the computer?”
Answer: “Google, google, google!“
“What do you get when you cross Halloween with Thanksgiving?”
Answer: “A poultry-geist.“
“What sound does a turkey’s phone make?”
Answer: “Wing, wing, wing.“
“What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?”
Answer: “Lucky.“
“What’s the difference between a turkey and a chicken?”
Answer: “Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving.“
“What do turkeys wish for approaching Thanksgiving?”
Answer: “Escape.“
“What do turkeys give thanks for on Thanksgiving?”
Answer: “Vegetarians.“
“If pears grow on pear trees and apples, on apple trees, where do turkeys grow?”
Answer: “Poultry.“
“What Thanksgiving side dish could be given out at Halloween?”
Answer: “Candied yams!“
“Why couldn’t the Thanksgiving band perform?”
Answer: “Somebody ate the drumsticks.“
“What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?”
Answer: “Your nose!“
“What did the family serve after grandma sat on the turkey?”
Answer: “Squash.“
“Why did the sweet potatoes get so embarrassed?”
Answer: “They saw the turkey dressing!“
“What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?”
Answer: “Your teeth!“
“What side dish tells the worst jokes?”
Answer: “Corn(y) bread!“
“Can you season the turkey for me?”
Answer: “There’s not thyme!“
“When is turkey soup bad for your health?”
Answer: “When you’re the turkey.“
“What do salt and pepper say at the table?”
Answer: “Seasonings’ greetings!“
“Why did the turkey cross the road twice?”
Answer: “To prove he wasn’t chicken!“
“What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?”
Answer: “An eggroll!“
Want more Jokes for Kids? Get our Halloween Jokes for Kids and Easter Jokes for Kids.
Pilgrim Thanksgiving Jokes
“Why do pilgrims’ pants keep falling down?”
Answer: “Because their belt buckles are on their hats!“
“What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?”
Answer: “Plymouth Rock.”
“If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?”
Answer: “Pilgrims.”
“Why didn’t the pilgrim want to make the bread?”
Answer: “It’s a crummy job.”
“Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?”
Answer: “Because April showers bring MayFlowers.“
“What do you call a pilgrim’s birthday?”
Answer: “Pilgrim-age!“
“What do pilgrims bake with?”
Answer: “May-flour.“
“Where did the pilgrims first stand?”
Answer: “On their feet“
“What kind of cars do pilgrims drive?”
Answer: “Plymouths!“
“What do you call a pilgrim back from a beach vacation?”
Answer: “Puri-tan.“
“How do you weigh a pilgrim?”
Answer: “In pil-grams.“
“Who does a Puritan see just before he dies?”
Answer: “The pil-grim reaper.“
“Why did Pilgrims eat turkey on the first Thanksgiving?”
Answer: “They couldn’t fit a whale in the oven.“
“What do pilgrims wear to dinner?”
Answer: “Har-vests.“
Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes
“Knock knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Norma Lee.”
“Norma Lee who?”
“Norma Lee I don’t drink eat this much!”
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“Knock knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Tamara.”
“Tamara who?”
“Tamara we’ll eat all the leftovers!”
—–
“Knock knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Annie.”
“Annie who?”
“Annie body seen the turkey?”
—–
“Knock knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Arthur.”
“Arthur who?”
“Arthur any leftovers?”
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“Knock knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Don.”
“Don who?”
“Don eat all the gravy, I want some more.”
—–
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, I’m hungry!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you?
Thanksgiving Puns for Kids
“I’m all about that baste.”
“Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!”
“My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.”
“I only have pies for you.”
“Hey I just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe.”
“Let’s get basted.”
“Gobble ’til you wobble.”
“Oh my gourd, I ate too much.”
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